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The Kushpocalypse EP (The Completely True And Unabridged Tales of Weedman and Bluntboy)

by Chronstrosity

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Small wheat Smoke kush, dank kush Good kush, strong kush, Smoke kush every day I, would love to smoke some WEED Straight off of the tree So pass the chong to me Let my mind be I want loud, I want dank, I want herb IN MY SYSTEM I burn nugs, I burn shrubs, That’s good weed I'm so stoned, I'm so yenned, I'm so blazed, that kush is fucking loud
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I love to smoke hella blunts I'm Bluntboy and I live for the shrub hunts I fey through space, burning and yoking If you see me, I'm probably toking SMALL WHEAT My name is Bluntboy, my power's to toke My spaceship is fueled by cannabis smoke Laser in one hand, a bong in the other I just smoked a blunt, NOW ROLL ME ANOTHER I love loud weed I love dank I love good shrub When it has the stank Just flew in from planet sensi Stealin bud bales of that extra fancy A thousand pounds of crystalline buds My name is Bluntboy and I'm here for the for the nugs I will take your weed Give me every tree Or dead you'll be
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When the kush is gone It better not be for too long Without it I am not strong for I’m the WEED MAN a super mutant that’s one with dank I’m here to steal ya weed and take it to my DANKBANK intergalactic, shrub robbery laser fights, dankkush, and weed piracy WeedMan on the prowl for the loud he’s stopping by by ya planet, yenning wax and pullin all ya weeds out deep into dank space we fly our nugship space hooligans in, the kushpocalyse looking for strong bud to steal and to smoke this is mission, and it is to snoke WEEDMAN SLAYS he’ll kill ya to get it WEEDMAN SLAYS he’s in it to spliff it WEEDMAN SLAYS blazing with ET WEEDMAN SLAYS NOW HE’S HERE TO BLAZE ME
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So you are here to take all of grum’s weed shitty worthless human, that is what you think this shit is too strong for your weak mind one hit and you’ll be gone, until the end of time if you come close, i will draw my nug sword i will kill you and fertilize my dankyard COME SMOKE MY KUSSSSHHHHHH YOUR MIND WILL BE MUUUUSHHH I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIIIINNN I WILL MAKE YOU MY CHRONSLAVE come try this dank i dare you, earn your rank the grum is strong you won’t be for too long you will never take this from me, you will never take all of my dank weed if you try to take this from me, you will suffer death very painfully i kill at will for the chron is god slave to the weed compelled to spree the deed is now complete i pray to thee stone me weed owns my brain no thought remains for me i am a slave cannabis please stone me

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Our first EP is a concept album about the Space Kushpocalypse, taking place from the year 7643 to the year 10078.
If follows Weedman (a government experiment gone wrong) and his loyal sidekick Bluntboy, and their travels through the galaxy hunting for the loud.

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released August 26, 2014

Vocals: Michael, Spencer, Grummy, Nick, Don, Riley
Guitars, Drums: Riley

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Chronstrosity Santa Cruz, California

EVERYTHING IS KUSH.
let us play your wedding.
not all of us smoke weed.

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