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Historical Intro
01:28
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Small wheat
Smoke kush, dank kush
Good kush, strong kush,
Smoke kush every day
I, would love to smoke some WEED
Straight off of the tree
So pass the chong to me
Let my mind be
I want loud, I want dank, I want herb
IN MY SYSTEM
I burn nugs, I burn shrubs,
That’s good weed
I'm so stoned, I'm so yenned, I'm so blazed, that kush is fucking loud
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I love to smoke hella blunts
I'm Bluntboy and I live for the shrub hunts
I fey through space, burning and yoking
If you see me, I'm probably toking
SMALL WHEAT
My name is Bluntboy, my power's to toke
My spaceship is fueled by cannabis smoke
Laser in one hand, a bong in the other
I just smoked a blunt, NOW ROLL ME ANOTHER
I love loud weed
I love dank
I love good shrub
When it has the stank
Just flew in from planet sensi
Stealin bud bales of that extra fancy
A thousand pounds of crystalline buds
My name is Bluntboy and I'm here for the for the nugs
I will take your weed
Give me every tree
Or dead you'll be
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The Kushpocalypse
01:48
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When the kush is gone
It better not be for too long
Without it I am not strong
for I’m the WEED MAN
a super mutant
that’s one with dank
I’m here to steal ya weed
and take it to my DANKBANK
intergalactic, shrub robbery
laser fights, dankkush, and weed piracy
WeedMan on the prowl for the loud
he’s stopping by by ya planet, yenning wax and pullin all ya weeds out
deep into dank space we fly our nugship
space hooligans in, the kushpocalyse
looking for strong bud to steal and to smoke
this is mission, and it is to snoke
WEEDMAN SLAYS
he’ll kill ya to get it
WEEDMAN SLAYS
he’s in it to spliff it
WEEDMAN SLAYS
blazing with ET
WEEDMAN SLAYS
NOW HE’S HERE TO BLAZE ME
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An Informative Interlude
01:08
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So you are here to take all of grum’s weed
shitty worthless human, that is what you think
this shit is too strong for your weak mind
one hit and you’ll be gone, until the end of time
if you come close, i will draw my nug sword
i will kill you and fertilize my dankyard
COME SMOKE MY KUSSSSHHHHHH
YOUR MIND WILL BE MUUUUSHHH
I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIIIINNN
I WILL MAKE YOU MY CHRONSLAVE
come try this dank
i dare you, earn your rank
the grum is strong
you won’t be for too long
you will never take this from me, you will never take all of my dank weed
if you try to take this from me, you will suffer death very painfully
i kill
at will
for the chron
is god
slave to the weed
compelled to spree
the deed
is now complete
i pray to thee
stone me
weed owns my brain
no thought remains
for me
i am a slave
cannabis please
stone me
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Chronstrosity Santa Cruz, California
EVERYTHING IS KUSH.
let us play your wedding.
not all of us smoke weed.
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